I was an average street magician.
Famous magicians all have their special tricks.
Doing magic with doves and cards.
And transformation magic.
Overrated, right?
I needed something really unique.
Just then
I saw a strange woman.
One more time?
She never smiled.
Like she had a dark secret.
I can't really explain it.
So...
I followed that mysterious woman.
It felt so strange.
How should I put it?
Like a ghost was about to pop out of a wardrobe.
Just then
I had an awesome idea!
Exorcist magician
Rattle
Wardrobe ghost
Magic spell!
HORROR MAGIC SHOW
Jo-gu Ma Rocks!
I'm a star!
Mega hit!
Geez!
I built up the courage.
From then on, we became a team,
and my magic show became a sensation.
SPELLBOUND
Why did you come here?
The one
who killed you
is here?
Is the killer watching you?
Don't move.
No!
Come back here!
Let her go, or I'll destroy you!
One!
Two!
Three!
Where did she go?
Has anyone seen her?
No one?
Let me find her.
Everyone!
If you need to apologize, do it sincerely.
That's our lesson.
Did you enjoy the show?
That's the end of Jo-go Ma's Horror Illusion.
Come on out.
Amazing!
Great job, today.
Just keep it up.
You were great.
It'd be nice if you were taller and your face smaller.
Touch up your nose and eyes?
Great job.
Thank you.
You're a natural. You live with an actual ghost or something?
Wait.
Don't go. We're all going out for drinks.
I have an appointment.
You always say that.
I have many appointments.
So sorry.
But
I'll buy tuna sashimi if you come. The best kind.
The best!
I'm dying for fresh tuna.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
She never went out once with us in over a year.
She's a hikikomori.
She doesn't shut herself at home.
Someday she will.
We're having tuna, right?
No, sausages.
You can't mess with tuna like that! Come on!
I want tuna!
The best!
I'll buy tuna, then!
A big can, that is.
Roll it around.
Happy birthday, Sweetie. I sent a gift.
What, Mom?
A husband.
What?
I signed you up at a marriage agency to meet men.
You didn't have to do that.
How's work?
When will you become a magician?
It's just a part-time job.
How's everything there?
Good.
Great air and nice people.
It's so beautiful here.
There's a forest behind us.
On snowy days, it feels like a fairy will come out.
I wish you could come.
I'm sorry, Sweetie.
Don't start up again, Mom.
I'm fine, Mom.
I'm really happy here.
My co-workers love me.
Men are lining up to have dinner with me.
I met up with Min-jung again.
I see her often.
Mom, I'm fine. Don't worry.
Leaving you alone like that.
Sure you're okay?
I'm so sorry, Yu-ri.
So sorry.
Stop crying, Mom.
We'd better hang up, Sis.
Okay.
Take good care of Mom.
Okay, talk to you soon.
SEEKING WITNESSES
I have information on a hit-and-run.
No, I didn't see it directly.
Someone told me.
Yes.
Practice at home, will ya?
She's abnormal, that girl.
She doesn't eat with us but chows down alone.
What now?
Where are you going?
Home.
No prior engagements today?
No.
Then, we're all going out.
I have stuff to do at home. I'm sorry.
No exceptions this time.
That was strong.
I have to do the laundry and feed my dog.
That can all wait, can't it?
My dog goes crazy if she misses a meal.
Then, let it go crazy.
I'll be there in spirit. Sorry.
No, you'll be there in person!
If it isn't your parents' funeral, be there.
She'll never come.
This time, she will.
Bet $100?
Sure.
That's fascist.
Fascist?
Me?
I just wanna take the whole crew out!
That doesn't make any sense. What's with you?
I don't want to go.
You have to.
No.
Why?
Not everyone likes to drink.
Then don't! Drink Coke instead!
How can I drink Coke with beer in front of me?
Looking good.
Okay, fine.
I'll go.
But I act out when I'm drunk.
Me too.
I can drink 7 bottles of Soju.
You can drink 70 bottles.
See you later, then.
No firm principles.
Where's her sense of consistency?
Here's $80 after taxes and such.
And cash discount.
My grandma appeared in my dream last night.
She stared at me and hit me with her cane.
"You ungrateful little schmuck."
"You good for nothing selfish bugger."
"You never visited me when I was alive!"
"How can you sleep!"
It felt so real.
Who's that?
That's a unique response.
It hurt when she hit you, right?
It felt like it.
That wasn't a dream.
When you folks are asleep,
did you know dead people visit you?
They come in your sleep.
They come and stare like this.
Sometimes they strangle you.
And most folks think it's just a nightmare.
Really think it's just a nightmare?
Of course you don't know.
You half-seeing worldlings.
Is this an occupational illness?
Go ahead, move.
She's totally drunk.
You!
Ever tasted the bitterness of life?
Or the spicy hotness?
Thanks to your rich parents, you got special tutoring.
And went to the best university.
Then, you learned magic to hit on girls.
But you hit it big!
You became a star. You look good.
You set up a company and became the boss.
Your girlfriend's practically a model.
Bravo!
But you know.
You don't have a heart.
No heart.
There's nothing in here.
You pork rind.
She may be onto something.
Hey.
What did I tell you!
I didn't say anything.
I told you I acted up when I'm drunk.
I didn't want to come.
Why'd you call me out?
I love being alone.
Why did you?
Well.
We've been working together for a long time.
And you have a part in things working out.
Why'd you call me out?
I'm trying to explain here.
Why?
Well.
You think you know me?
You know me?
What state I'm in?
How much pain I'm in?
Let go, please.
How hard it is.
Do you know?
Please, you're drunk.
You don't know!
Good night, everyone.
Don't be late tomorrow.
Okay.
Give me a shirt.
But I don't have a spare.
I mean my shirt!
Calling me pork rind.
Do I look like a pork rind?
Like she knows anything about me.
Always by herself and eating alone.
What is she? A ghost? How annoying.
She even looks like a ghost.
And she drinks 30 bottles of beer!
She ripped my shirt!
Why do you care?
Well, it's just...
She's a thorn in my eye.
Here.
Call me every single day.
I'm not much of a caller.
Then I won't sleep with you.
Okay, I'll call.
See you.
Have a good trip.
I'll call you.
Yes?
It's Yu-ri Kang.
Did you get home okay?
Yes.
You drank 30 bottles of beer.
I may have caused a scene, but I don't remember.
How about ripping up my shirt to shreds?
I'm so sorry.
What's your shirt size?
I only wear tailor-made shirts.
Oh, I see.
Then, can you take it out of my paycheck?
That's a given.
Do you remember what you said?
I mean.
I'm not one to hold grudges for what happens.
But there must be a misunderstanding.
I'm not trying to explain myself or anything.
But the whole staff was there.
I'll just say one thing.
Hello. Hello?
Yu-ri?
Hello?
Ju-hee?
Still, go check. She's one of us.
I'm not a private detective. Why should I?
You want me to go, then?
Yeah, you go! Bye!
Hey!
Who is it?
Give me my tailor-made shirt!
Sick jerk.
Mr. Ma?
Yes, it's Jo-go.
I don't have anything to eat.
It's okay. Anything's fine.
I really mean it.
You have a tent in the living room?
Yes, it's nice and cozy.
It's too big here to live alone.
Really? What about your family?
They immigrated.
To where?
Norway.
Oh, Norway!
Have you been there?
No.
Do you visit employees' homes often?
Not really.
Just when I hear strange screaming.
Sure you're okay?
I'm fine.
That's good.
You don't like to talk and meet people, do you?
I do.
Not good with words?
Then just ask about their hobbies.
Do you have a hobby?
I like windsurfing.
Really? I want to try that too.
Something like that.
So, what's your hobby?
I don't have one.
Oh, you don't.
What's your hobby?
I don't have one, either.
I'd better go.
You can stay longer.
No, I should go.
Who's that?
The neighbor's kid.
Why's he here?
He sometimes comes playing hide-and-seek.
Funny kid.
Hey! Come on in!
No, don't!
Why?
He's dirty.
Boys can be messy.
Where'd he go?
Please, just go.
He came in.
I think you should go.
No, Jo-go.
Why you little.
Just go. I'll handle this.
No.
Where are you going?
It's okay.
No, stop.
He's not here.
I'd better just go.
You're coming, right?
Yes, let's go.
Okay, where should we go?
Let's hide here.
See that? He's really fast!
Yeah, he is.
He's amazing.
Why?
Damn goons came again?
No, a man came.
A bachelor ghost?
No, a real live man.
He's so considerate.
I work for his company.
I know, but still.
He didn't have to come and check on you.
Is he hot?
Not bad.
Hit on him.
We're not like that.
Anything can happen between a man and a woman.
He has a girlfriend.
It's more fun stealing.
That's crazy. I'm hanging up.
The bitch only calls when she wants.
Ow, my head.
Better get back up.
What? Oh no!
Dang!
Hello? Yu-ri? Yu-ri!
Yes?
The kid came to my house!
What?
That kid!
You mean a goat?
Wake up, will you?
That boy is here in my house!
The dirty kid from your house. He was on my back!
What?
Calm down and have a drink.
How the hell is he climbing walls?
First, just drink up.
Really?
Yu-ri! Wait!
Yu-ri!
Should I turn on the lights?
They hate that.
Please don't cling to me.
I'm not clinging.
Stay outside if you're scared.
I'm not scared, just nervous.
You live alone?
Yes.
Nice place.
Thanks.
You made a lot from my idea, huh?
The idea was mine. You were the inspiration.
Same thing.
No, it's not.
Why'd he flip all my cars?
Just in case.
What's this?
Strawberry jam. I made it myself.
Really?
Wanna try it?
Sure.
Wow, it's good.
Take it later.
Thank you.
What?
Flashlight!
Right.
You like romantic comedies?
I don't watch movies with sad endings.
Take 'Life is beautiful'. Beat sadness with laughter.
Isn't that great?
Is life really beautiful?
You like horror, right? With blood everywhere?
My life is a horror.
What?
You think he's gone?
That's strange. Once they're on you, they stay.
Then, where would he be?
Still on your back.
I see.
What?
Stay still.
He's on me, isn't he?
Oh no! What do I do?
No, no! Get him off me!
Are you okay? I called an ambulance.
My son.
Son?
Son...
My son.
Is my son okay?
He feels warm.
I died for a moment back in high school.
Hurry up! Over there!
One, two, three!
There's another survivor here!
One, two, three!
She was my best friend.
If he chose Ju-hee instead of me, she'd be alive today.
Since then, dead spirits came to me.
And people started avoiding me.
But it's okay.
I can take it.
I can't live like this.
Then, what about your sister?
We can't leave her here alone.
You're scared too, Mom.
Wait.
Let's just leave.
Or I'm moving out!
Come on. It's not easy for me, either.
Ju-hee's the problem.
She gives my family and friends the scare.
Ju-hee wants me to live like a ghost.
Like a living ghost.
Why'd he save you first?
He said I was glowing.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Ju-hee!
You think I'm lonely?
I'm perfectly fine!
It's fun hanging out by myself!
I can play online games and write Tweets!
I have 100 followers!
No matter what you do, I'm still happy!
That felt good.
Hey!
Ju-hee! You bitch! Go to hell!
What if she comes to you?
No way.
I'm serious.
I'm sorry.
She appears to folks near you?
Yes. So, stay back.
So, you don't have any friends?
We just talk on the phone.
That's kind of a date.
No, it's not a date.
You had coffee.
Went for a drive.
And he drove you home? That's a date.
Well, I don't think he hates me.
I have a friend who writes dramas.
She must know more about the dating game.
Wanna make a three-way call?
What did she write?
Bitches. It's a romantic comedy. You probably don't know.
Bitches? I saw that The one about three bitches?
Yeah, that's right.
What's up?
Remember the girl I told you about?
With the ghost?
Oh, the medium.
Yeah. Say hello.
Hello.
Hi.
She has a problem.
What?
Well, it's not really a problem.
I keep meeting this guy.
Oh, I get it.
In romantic comedies,
there is always a barrier between a couple in love.
Class difference, their parents' disapproval.
Let's just say you have a very unique barrier.
Does your face need professional help?
What? No.
Ten years ago, people used to say I was pretty.
And your body? Well-proportioned or not?
Well-proportioned.
My butt.
That means we're the same.
The top 1% of women like us can date no matter what.
You know what? Murderers can't kill gals like us.
Because
we're beautiful.
You can do it!
I can do it!
Go get him!
She's a medium who talks with ghosts.
In the past, they became shamans.
She's not like that.
Who're you talking about?
Just someone.
Where is she?
Forget it.
Who is it?
Forget it.
Tell me who!
No.
Tell me!
And find a new lunch place.
I'm talking here, but you change subjects?
Well, okay then.
What's up?
It's Yu-ri.
What's going on?
Is he a loan shark?
You go ahead.
Do you have a hobby?
Watching baseball games.
I like women who cross-stitch.
I see.
I have to save her.
Why you?
I'll handle it.
I'm a man of justice.
Just go.
Don't push.
Go home.
A marriage agency?
Mom signed me up for my birthday.
What were your conditions?
A nice man with a sense of humor
who laughs a lot.
So, what does he do for a living?
Wanted to become a comedian but failed.
Do you like him?
Actually, he kinda scares me.
Let's just go.
I can't do that.
You said he's scary.
Still, I can't just go.
Wait, why do you care about my blind date?
Of course I care about all my staff.
Stay here.
What?
The thing is...
I don't know how to tell you this.
Please don't be shocked by what I'm about to tell you.
This friend here is
that friend.
Let's go! Come on!
What did you tell him?
Let's just go!
What did you say?
That you were in the army with me.
Come on!
How about him? He's a fashion designer.
Pass.
You have high standards.
This guy works at a bank. He's like the sweetest guy.
I don't care about looks or jobs. Only guts.
Only guts?
Just guts!
Just guts.
Oh, I have the perfect friend.
He was in the marines.
An expert martial artist who is a Blue House bodyguard.
Okay?
Okay!
Okay.
They were town thugs.
They were messing with a girl, and she was crying.
I couldn't just walk by.
I have 12 degrees in martial arts.
What happened?
I jumped up!
Flipped, then rammed down on one.
The other 11 got scared and couldn't do a thing.
There were 11?
That's right!
Hey!
Wasn't it two high school kids?
Who's right?
Two high school kids.
Ki-woo, you're hilarious.
Really?
I said that on purpose.
What's with this chair?
Let's go over there. My back hurts.
You better hold still!
Sorry.
This is fun!
Then what?
Can we meet again?
I heard your story, Yu-ri.
When I plan to protect someone, I do it with my life.
I would step in front of a bullet.
Sorry, man.
Yes?
I'll be right down.
I need to go move my car.
Okay.
What is he, a bulletproof vest?
Man.
Wasn't that funny?
It's hilarious.
Why isn't this working?
What the hell?
What's taking him so long?
Are you okay?
Stay back!
Ki-woo?
Stay back!
Stay away from me.
Please!
Stay away.
Yu-ri?
I'm so sorry.
Here.
You try.
No, I'm not really into this.
Try it.
It'll make you feel better.
Why hit a flying ball? Just let it go wherever.
What in the world.
Bunt it.
Bunt.
Bunt?
Just laugh all you want.
You can't even hit one?
Not one!
How's that so funny?
Not even a foul ball!
I told you I didn't want to do it.
Can't get worse than that.
Why did you laugh?
I was just...
Nothing.
I really...
wanted to kiss him.
It's because you've been kiss-starved for too long.
Poor girl.
How long did you starve?
Just a peck in grade 9?
Dear god.
You never know, so learn the basics first.
There are five different kinds of kisses.
The Hamburger, Sliding, Air Cleaning,
Candy, and Wrestling kisses.
That many?
What's the Hamburger?
It's sucking the upper and lower lips.
back and forth.
Don't do it with a bearded guy. You'll get hair in your mouth.
The Air Cleaning? How do you do that?
I'll explain this one.
Tilt your head 15°.
Your eyes at around 30°.
Practice on a doll.
Come here you!
You gotta do this outside where the air is fresh.
Put your lips together on his.
Then, breathe in and out.
Air in, air out.
There's always a jerk who burps right then.
That jerk needs a major beating.
Wait till I get my hands on him!
The jerk ate garlic before, too. Dang.
SUBSTITUTE DRIVING SERVICE
What am I, a substitute girlfriend?
Why call me out instead of your girlfriend?
She went to France.
So, I am a substitute?
I'm living fine by myself.
Don't throw a lake into the calm stone.
You didn't have to come out.
A man called!
Why wouldn't I come?
That's sad.
Yu-ri, I found out something cool.
What?
Heroines of horror films don't fall in love.
Isn't that weird?
If they did, it'd be a melodrama, not a horror.
Silly fool.
Why? Can't they fall in love?
If they were in love, they wouldn't be scared at all.
With someone beside you, why would you be scared?
I guess.
Three steps to drinking Soju well.
Do you know?
My daddy taught me.
Drinking Soju well, step 1.
Step 1?
Just drink it.
Drinking Soju well, step 2!
Step 2.
Clink glasses.
Cheers!
Drinking Soju well, step 3.
Step 3.
Drink it with someone you love.
Drink it.
Forget love!
Forget it!
Ma'am? Another bottle.
No, forget it. Let's go somewhere else.
Really?
You're on?
Okay! Let's go!
Let's go!
I know a great place around here.
What? Aren't we going?
This is it?
But it's the same place.
It's my turn!
Hey!
Why'd you call me out today?
To have drinks.
Do you know how hard it is for me?
Come on. Don't start again.
How hard my life is.
I know. But can you put this down?
You do?
It's okay. I brought a shirt.
Yu-ri?
We're here.
Where are we?
Your place.
I don't want to go in.
I'm scared.
Hold on. It'll pass.
Here.
Thanks.
How to overcome fear, step 1!
Eat till you drop.
How to overcome fear, step 2!
Smile.
This is the sound of a drowning frog.
There, you smiled!
How to overcome fear, step 3!
Be comforted.
Any steps to sleeping well?
Good night.
Sweet dreams.
I don't suspect anything between you two.
Don't worry.
I heard your story.
He called me in France.
It must be hard for you.
Thanks.
I get by.
I'm not worried about Jo-go.
Even if he fell in love with you,
Jo-go can't handle it.
I'm not saying this because I'm afraid of losing him.
Jo-go is a normal Korean man.
He can't love like that.
A man has to be above average to be with you.
Yu-ri.
Please, go home.
I'm worried about you. That's all.
I don't think I could live like that.
You can't meet friends.
You can't date men.
There's no family around.
Living in a haunted house with just a dog?
That's horrible.
I would've gone crazy.
Or committed suicide.
Stop it!
I respect you.
Really.
It's okay. I'm fine.
My mom calls me every day.
I have fun with friends on the phone.
It's not so bad living alone.
I don't have to worry about what others think.
That's why I never went out for drinks.
Why would I kill myself?
It has never crossed my mind.
Living is so much fun.
I'd better get going. I'll see myself out.
Bye.
Am I that pitiful?
I have family and friends.
I have a loving family.
They didn't desert me.
I told them to go.
And I have great friends.
You're my friends, right?
Why would I kill myself?
I'm living fine.
She's a tough gal.
To strike back like that.
Are you really fine?
Of course I am.
Then, what's troubling you?
I don't know.
You're fine by yourself and happy alone?
So, why are you in pain?
I'm not in pain.
Yu-ri.
Be honest with yourself.
Why are you doing this?
I'm happy.
You're happy living alone?
I'm happy.
With ghosts haunting you? You're happy?
I'm happy.
Then, why are you crying?
I don't know.
Come on, let's lighten up, huh?
No.
I don't think I can laugh anymore.
It hurts. I'm not happy at all!
I've never been happy for one moment.
I'll live like this forever and die alone.
She was right. What man can ever love me?
She asked me if I was lonely. I said I wasn't.
I said I was happy alone. But how can I not be lonely?
Sometimes I'd go for days without saying a word.
I don't know if I'm alive or dead.
Why do I always say I'm happy?
If I didn't, I'd go crazy and die.
I want to be happy, too.
I want to laugh, too.
I want to be happy, too.
What are you thinking?
Nothing.
Do you miss her?
Yes.
Because you pity her?
No.
I thought love was about
two similar people on common ground.
But the top 1% seems different.
They have real, passionate love for each other.
Good luck with her.
Be honest.
You're not meeting Yu-ri because of me.
Isn't it because you're scared?
Why'd she quit out of the blue? No professionalism.
Let's forget the old ghost and love the new one.
Who is it?
Long time no see, my friend.
Min-jung!
How'd you get so big?
I'm 8 months pregnant.
Really?
There's a baby in here? Why didn't you tell me!
It's Auntie Yu-ri!
It's my potbelly.
Why you!
I missed you!
Who's this?
Take a wild guess.
Yu-jin?
Good to see you.
Good to see you, too!
I wanted to see you, friend!
Me, too!
Hey, let's catch up inside
over a barbecue!
You meet in 10 years and you wanna eat first?
It's T-bone steak! The best!
I'm in!
Let's go!
Come on.
Go in!
Your clothes look scarier.
Jo-gu?
Jo-gu Ma?
Where is he?
What?
What are you doing here?
Go away.
Do you miss her?
Just go away.
Yu-ri is pretty.
But that's because of the make-up.
Without it, you could be shocked.
Don't let it deceive you!
Bio?
I miss her.
Of course you do.
It's the hormones talking.
When you wanna mate,
the pituitary gland shoots out oxytocin.
Then, you wanna see her, hold her,
and do all kinds of naughty stuff.
I can't take it!
I've been there, too.
Drink some liquor, get a massage, and sleep it off.
That's how I overcame it.
If you call her, it's over. Can you handle this?
She's not normal.
Of course!
Good decision.
Great!
The sausages are cooked!
Nice!
Let's eat!
I love sausages.
You had a good shot this time. Too bad.
You miss him, right?
Dang. Your face says you miss him like crazy.
It's 'cause he's passive.
In romantic comedies, the man takes the initiative.
No matter how wild the gal, the man takes the lead.
Women like it like that.
If you know so much, why're you still single?
The star actress lives alone.
You're a minor role, bitch.
That's you, bitch! Like a friend of the star!
You're friend of the star's friend!
JO-GU MA
Answer it.
Yu-ri.
Yes?
I miss you so much.
What?
I miss you.
Let's meet.
My friends are over.
Bio?
She says she has friends over.
It means she hates you. Big time.
Can't stand you.
Yu-ri?
I'll be right out. See you soon.
What did she say?
See you soon?
She loves you! Big time.
You need make-up!
Good thinking!
Wait!
Where are you meeting him?
You hung up, stupid!
Dang!
Make-up first.
Are you okay?
You'll need insurance to date me.
I got a policy.
One won't do.
Accident, life insurance. The best coverage.
Okay, I promise.
Fine.
I'll say this for the first and last time.
Later,
don't say I ruined your life.
Or write scary bitch and stuff like that on my Twitter.
Or lodge a compensation claim against me.
Promise not to blame me?
Of course.
If it gets too hard, you can run away.
Okay.
Do you have anything to say?
First, let's change to a couple's phone plan.
Okay.
And put each other on speed dial 1.
Okay.
Anniversaries, Valentines.
Let's forget that.
What about birthdays?
We can do that.
Dating isn't much.
What did you expect?
I've been dying to do something with a boyfriend.
What?
I remember!
What is it?
Let's go!
Where?
This used to be my dad's study.
I heard strange noises, so I never went down here.
What noises?
Maybe rats?
Normally, you go to amusement parks with a boyfriend.
Not the basement.
Can you go down and look?
Just me?
No, together.
So, this is what it looks like.
Maybe there are good antiques down here.
Where did you learn to dance?
From the education channel.
That was on purpose.
Yes, you did.
Your house is filled with weird stuff.
I guess.
Here.
Thanks.
What happened to the bats?
I sent 'em packing!
They left without a fight?
I scared them good.
It's great having a boyfriend.
Isn't it?
Now, we're officially a couple. What should we do?
I don't know.
How about going on a trip?
Okay.
How does hiking sound?
Sure.
What?
You don't want silly events for kids, do you?
That's so not my style.
What's wrong?
What?
I want to feel an orgasm.
Why're you blowing into my mouth?
You don't know this?
No.
What about the Hamburger?
No.
Let's just try it.
I'd better go.
Okay.
I'm really going now.
Why aren't you coming?
The air feels different being in love.
It's so sweet.
Snap out of it, pal.
You think dating will always be sweet?
See her swollen face without make-up in the morning,
and you'll get shivers down your spine.
She's pretty at night,
but in the morning, you'll wanna run.
That's why men get off work late at night.
Oh, really?
Yes, pal!
Sometimes, you wanna go to work at night.
Or work all night!
Stop when you can. Wanna be in the tabloids?
Sure. I'll tell 'em.
An empty forklift can hit a car.
Could've been a sudden acceleration.
Signs falling down? That happens.
But five? That's a lot.
No, it's not. There's nothing wrong.
I don't think so.
No way.
Is the show ready? Can I go?
Everything's tip-top perfect.
Okay, good! Let's go!
Please don't make a sound.
Please don't leave because you're scared.
If you stay quietly, you won't get hurt.
Why did you come here?
Do you have something to say?
The one
who killed you
is here?
Where?
Where is your killer?
No!
What did you do?!
It's not me!
Then, who!
Yu-ri, Yu-ri!
Yu-ri!
Yu-ri! No!
Yu-ri!
Jo-go!
Yu-ri.
Ju-hee?
Can I try that on today?
This?
No, it's my guardian angel from Grandma.
Please? Just once?
No. Grandma said never take it off.
Okay, then I'll take a pic and give it right back.
A picture?
Why you.
Yes!
But give it right back.
He said I was glowing.
One, two, three!
Jo-go! Jo-go!
Wake up! Jo-go!
Jo-go!
What happened? Jo-go!
Somebody do something!
Call 911! Hurry!
Jo-gu! Wake up!
Jo-go!
You can go, Miss.
It's all a part of the show.
Everything's well under control.
Jo-go is resting well.
If you want to report on him just resting, you can.
But that's kinda boring, don't you think?
Fans have no interest in him resting.
There's no bone or brain damage, but he's in a coma.
You're a grown-up and don't need me to butt in.
But how about going to your family?
Don't worry about Jo-go.
I'll arrive in Oslo at 2PM.
I'll stay a few days and then go somewhere else.
You know I can't stay there.
We'll talk when I get there.
Bye, Mom.
Let's see if you're okay.
2 times 3?
6.
Okay.
3 times 7?
21.
You're fine!
37 times 24?
Oh dear.
He'd better stay here! Doc?
Wait. Where's Yu-ri?
Who's Yu-ri?
What about me?
Come on. Where's Yu-ri?
I don't know.
Where is she?
Why isn't she answering? Is she here?
I don't know!
Where is she!
How the hell would I know?
Tell me or we're through!
What? How could you!
After all these years, you leave me for a girl?
I'll double your salary.
Think you can buy me off?
Hurry! Go catch her! The stairs will be faster!
How can you leave like this?
Mom said to come.
When will you be back?
I won't.
Are you kidding?
Let's just break up.
What about our couple phone plan?
Your attention, please.
Flight KY6874 to Oslo will be boarding at 11 AM.
Passengers please come to Gate 112.
I'm sorry.
About what?
You didn't do anything wrong.
Fine, forget it.
Have a nice trip.
Have snowball fights or whatever in Norway.
And live a happy life.
How about a goodbye kiss?
Forget it.
The mouth is filled with germs.
I'd better go. Take care.
Yu-ri? It's me.
Please don't call me.
You know.
I almost died then. It's a miracle I'm alive.
And I'm...
really scared of being with you.
I always feel like something will creep up.
I can't sleep. You know how hard it is?
I'll never be able to sleep peacefully.
But then...
What about you?
If I'm like this, what about you?
Thinking about you being alone.
It's better that I have a ghost on my back.
Remember what I said about horror heroines?
They never fall in love.
They have to be lonely for their screams to be desperate.
But thinking of you screaming...
It rips my heart out.
I think I'm in love with you.
Please, come back.
Please?
Please.
DELETE? YES NO
Would you care for something to drink?
No, thank you.
Would you care for something to drink?
No, thank you.
Would you care for something to drink?
Pardon?
Oh, would you like some juice?
Is something the matter?
You know I can't stand sandwiches.
Yes.
Please cancel my couple plan. Right now.
Can I have this?
Why do you need her consent?
She just left as she pleased.
How's that a couple!
Flight KY6874 to Oslo
has returned due to severe weather conditions.
Cancel that!
I knew it!
You can't leave me.
You cried, right? That's why you hung up.
The battery died.
You cried. You lie.
Fine.
I know you love me. I love you, too.
Then, we're good.
But still, nothing's changed.
So stubborn.
She will stick to us for life, right?
Yes, she's staying.
Why's dating so hard?
You figured that out just now?
Yes, I did.
Can I kiss you?
Things will get harder.
Love is never easy.
Excuse me? You're all wet.
It's hard to say this when we just met.
Ever heard of killer presence?
I never flipped for someone like this before.
I suddenly feel all tingly and hot right here.
We seem to be around the same age.
I'm a lot younger than I look.
Ever heard of Horror Illusion?
We're looking for a new ghost for our magic show.
You'd be perfect. You don't even need...
If you could join us.
Wait! Excuse me!
I knew things would work out.
An ending kiss is the best.
She's kissing for 10 years at one time.
Drink a cup of saliva, why don't you!
Let's work together!
Look at me when I'm talking to you!
Excuse me! Please, look at me!
I'm desperate here!
I'm already thinking of marriage!
Please!